Heaven or Hell

One day while walking down the street a highly successful Human resources
Manager was tragically hit by a bus and died. Her soul arrived up in
Heaven where she was met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter himself.

"Welcome," said St. Peter. "Before you get settled in, though, it seems we
have a problem.
You see, strangely enough, we've never once had a Human Resources Manager
make it this far, and we're not really sure what to do with you."
"No worries, just let me in," said the woman.
"Well, I'd like to, but I have higher orders. What we're going to do is
let you have a day in Hell and a day in Heaven and then you can choose
whichever one you want to spend an eternity in."
"Actually, I think I've made up my mind, I prefer to stay in Heaven", said
the woman.
"Sorry, we have rules..." And with that St. Peter put the executive in a
lift and it went down-down-down to Hell.

The doors opened and she found herself stepping out onto the putting green
of a beautiful golf course. In the distance was a country club and in
front of her were all her fellow executive friends that she had worked
with, and they were well dressed in evening gowns and cheering for her.
They ran up and kissed her on both cheeks and they talked about old times.
They played an excellent round of golf and at night went to the country
club where she enjoyed a superb steak and lobster dinner. She met the
Devil who was actually a really nice guy and she had a great time telling
jokes and dancing. She was having such a good time that before she knew
it, it was time to leave. Everybody shook her hand and waved good-bye as
she got on the lift.

The lift went up-up-up and opened back up at the Pearly Gates and found
St.Peter waiting for her.
"Now it's time to spend a day in heaven," he said.
So she spent the next 24 hours lounging around on clouds and playing the
harp and singing.
She had a great time and before she knew it her 24 hours were up and
St.Peter came and got her.
"So, you've spent a day in Hell and you've spent a day in Heaven. Now you
must choose your eternity".
The woman paused for a second and then replied, "Well, I never thought I
would say this. I mean, Heaven has been really great, but I had a better
time in Hell."
So St. Peter escorted her to the lift and again she went down-down-down
back to Hell.

When the doors of the lift opened she found herself standing in a desolate
wasteland covered in garbage and filth. She saw that her friends were
dressed in rags and picking up garbage and putting it in sacks. The Devil
came up to her and put his arm around her.
"I don't understand," stammered the woman, "yesterday I was here and there
was a golf course and a country club and we ate lobster and we danced and
had a great time. Now all there is a wasteland and all my friends look
miserable."
The Devil looked at her and smiled. "Yesterday we were recruiting you,
today you're staff..."

The moral of this story:
Never believe what you see in the company or what they promised you. It
always turns out to be ****